inside the bald head of business

Do you think bald people are better at business than those with hair? If anything it could be argued that they don't need to make those decisions that sharpen the entrepreneur. For example, Head and Shoulders or smell like a real man and use Lynx? They also have never had to ponder what happened to Timote.
I'm really glad this post has come about like it has, I was worried I was going to write about a shit idea that's conference notice boards you see in hotels to track what global business is thinking about.

Phew, wasn't that lucky. Anyway, what do you think?

Help me get richer

Getting fired for surfing the net was great. It meant that I could spend all day everyday writing about everything I ever did, like today I patted a dog and as soon as I had I knew I was going to write about it, heck, I might even organise a coffee morning so I can talk about it to utter strangers.

Anyway, like always, I digress. Now that my previous employers regret thinking I'm a slob who is on the internet everyday they are paying me to give a talk about stuff. This is great, it reaffirms that being unemployed can actually get you employment. If I hadn't had 24 hours a day everyday to do utter Jack then I wouldn't have the time to wonder around the world writing about every scene in my life. This is quite valuable as an earning model. It means that whilst everyone is really busy doing stuff like work they don't have time to learn about Second Life and every website that is ever published. Since time is on my side I can be the quick informative fix and solve this problem for them.

Now however we have a bigger problem. I almost can't be arsed surfing the net anymore learning about new and wonderful things such as how to get laid in Second Life 2 (for adults only - I set it up myself by cracking the Sims adult version and Second Life by merging the two to create an awe inspiring adult, virtual, technosexual, web 2.0 .....thing, it's great). God I'm digressing AGAIN, I'm so rubbish. So, I can't be arsed anymore, I'd rather just sit in a coffee shop and grow more stubble.

So write in with what you think is interesting for my next talk. The last one went a bit badly, I stood in silence for an hour and afterwards when asked why I did that I tried to make out it was a media neutral stunt but I don't think they believed me. So, help make me richer.

An observation from the toilet

Have you ever gone into the toilets at work and seen the cubicle door closed and while you're taking a whizz no sound comes from it...nothing, not even a faint plop (I haven't worked in an office for ages, I got fired from W&K coz I was surfing the net too much).

Well try this, after you've zipped up and washed your hands, open the door to leave but don't...just let the door close and be very quiet so the guy in the cubicle thinks you've left. Write in with what you hear. Now, for a loose and irrelevant link to marketing: This will help you scratch at the surface that things aren't always what they seem, like The Body Shop actually testing on animals...or something like that

Hey Hey Hey

Guess what? I got up today and had a bath. I was going to write about it and the limescale I observed but thought I'd save it for tomorrow so I have something to blog about then. Can't wait to get to a free wireless internet coffee shop and talk shit to strangers. I'm so happy not to be homeless anymore. What do you think?